A PEACEFUL AND RELAXING EASTER BREAK TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE.. IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO STAY AT HOME, WHY NOT POP IN FOR A CUP OF COFFEE AND LET US TRY TO SELL YOU A COLLECTABLE CAR.WE WILL BE OPEN UNTIL TWELVE ON GOOD FRIDAY AND FAMILY DAY.

AT THIS PARTICULARLY POIGNANT TIME OF YEAR I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, AND I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU DO NOT HOLD IT AGAINST ME. . THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM STARTING TO ENJOY AMERICAN CARS, I DON'T KNOW IF ITS BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT THE LAST THIRTY YEARS TRYING TO STOP EUROPEAN CARS FROM LEAKING OIL , OR THAT , AS I GET OLDER , THE HOOLIGAN SOUNDS THEY MAKE ARE THE ONLY EXCITEMENT I GET, BUT THEY CERTAINLY CONVEY A SENSE OF UNBREAKABILITY THAT IS SOMETIMES LEFT WANTING IN OTHER MANUFACTURERS. YES, THEY MAY NOT GO ROUND CORNERS AS WELL AS, SAY, A JAGUAR, BUT WHOSE RACING ANYWAY ? THERE IS SOMETHING APPEALING TO ALL MEN WHEN YOU MAKE A YANK TANK GROWL, IT'S A CAVEMAN THING. IT'S THE TEMPER THAT WE HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO CONTROL , IT'S THE AGGRESSION WE HAVE STIFLED INSIDE US,IT'S THE ENDLESS HECKLING FROM OUR BETTER HALVES, ALL WRAPPED UP IN A 302. AND PURELY BY COINCIDENCE, WE HAPPEN TO HAVE A MUSTANG, CAMARO, AND STINGRAY IN STOCK !

THE THING IS, ALL THESE MODERN CARS ARE TOO EFFICIENT, TOO QUIET, AND DANGEROUS IN THAT YOU LOSE YOUR SENSE OF SPEED COS YOU CANT HEAR ANYTHING. TRY A Z3 OR A AUDI CABRIO, A MERC SL OR AN XK8, AND YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP GOING TO THE CORNER SHOP, WHEREAS, IN A YANK, YOU CAN WAKE THE NEIGHBOURHOOD DOING THE SAME !!!

IF THERE IS A THERAPIST OUT THERE PREPARED TO TAKE ME ON AS A CASE STUDY, PLEASE CALL ME.